An Unsettling Realization

I've noticed at this new office we're in that every time I enter the men's restroom, the automatic wall-mounted deodorizer high up in the corner goes off. Almost as if it senses my entry and finds it necessary to release a spray of sweet-smelling mist into the air to counteract my presence. Either that, or it's a pre-emptive strike.

How embarrassing.

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