Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Memo To Medical/Pharmaceutical Industry

I would like for you to create a medicine that will simply dissolve congestion in the lungs, turning it into useful oxygen. I'm tired of using medicine that causes you to cough up said lungs, trying to expectorate the congestion like a hairball. It is painful and unpleasant.

Please get on this right away, before I hack up some other major organs.

1 comment:

AnnMarie said...

I would if I could...

BTW Mikey somehow changed his login screen (where you can choose which account to log on) to say "GO AWAY" instead of Welcome. I wish I knew how.

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